A STATE FUNCTIONARY eyeing an elective seat appears to be struggling to make inroads in the target constituency. To begin with, a political heavyweight has reportedly declined to endorse the individual’s ambitions, insisting they remain a crucial asset in their current role. A little bird familiar with the intrigues, however, allegedly intimates the aspirant has since been discredited by the potential sponsor. Word is that the politico is seemingly struggling to communicate with locals, owing to a poor command of the local dialect and Kiswahili.

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A PARTY FUNCTIONARY is reportedly the talk among colleagues for allegedly using a senior member to fight the outfit’s leadership. The fellow is accused of supposedly deploying the member as a mouthpiece to advance personal ambitions within the seemingly struggling outfit. Although the senior member has been campaigning for an elective position in the party, insiders suspect the bid could be a proxy mission. Corridors is informed the masked manoeuvres are merely the tip of the iceberg in a wider battle for control of the political vehicle. Who is pulling the strings?

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WHY IS AN officer in one of the popular establishments allegedly sabotaging colleagues? This was the question a senior member of the organisation was overheard asking after the officer reportedly issued parallel orders on a matter brought to the institution’s attention. While the principal officer declined to grant authority on the issue, the colleague allegedly gave the green light. Word is that implementing officers are now purportedly caught in a dilemma over whose directive to follow, given the two officials are largely of the same rank. How will the standoff be resolved without undermining the chain of command?

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A CONCERNED commuter is wondering why highway authorities have failed to rein in motorcycle riders cutting through the Westlands roundabout into Ring Road Kileleshwa. The commuter was overheard questioning why the dangerous practice persists despite authorities making commendable progress in easing the traffic congestion that has long plagued the route towards the city centre. While motorists have welcomed the improved traffic flow, the riders’ manoeuvres threaten to undermine those gains and raise safety concerns. Will the relevant authorities step in to restore order before the situation deteriorates, or will the riders continue to enjoy their apparent freedom?

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