A GOVERNOR ASPIRANT has reportedly
earned a curious reputation, not for his policies,
but for his gate. Guarded by stern security officers and fortified like a state border, the entrance
has become the biggest obstacle between
voters and their aspiring leader. Parents seeking
help with school fees say accessing him supposedly requires clearance that beats that of a
military barracks. Patients hoping for medical assistance narrate tales of alleged long waits, suspicious glances and eventual disappointment at
the gate. Some voters were overheard bantering
that even birds could soon require authorisation
before flying over the compound, located in a
leafy estate. Critics argue that leadership begins
with accessibility, not barricades.
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WONDERING WHY A politico has suddenly become busy and hungry for mentions in public spaces? Well, the man is said to have been purportedly promised a bigger seat in the ranks of the country’s politics. Word is that a big man, together with an ally from a vote-rich region, has urged him to shore up his political stakes beyond his already critical and lucrative assignment. Those in the know say the man could be part of a bigger game and has gladly taken up the additional task in the hope of bagging the promised prize. Some insiders say the man has been in an early celebratory mood, with members of his inner circle urging him to tread carefully.
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A GOVERNOR HOPEFUL is said to be having it rough in his once-dominated territory after the entry of a newbie who is said to be threatening his chances at the top seat. A little bird whispered to Corridors of Power that the man has supposedly been forced back to the drawing board in an attempt to craft a formula to outmanoeuvre his new challenger. The newbie is said to be making inroads with bloggers and communication gurus, who have significantly raised his profile over the past fortnight. It is reported that the new entrant has no qualms about spending on his bid, unlike the earlier contender.
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A SENIOR OFFICIAL in the hierarchies of power could stay longer in their post beyond the time their tenure is widely believed to be due to end. A little bird whispers to Corridors of Power that the officer is being prodded to respond to allegations they may have two dates of birth in their official records. Those aware of the intrigues assert that the officer allegedly has two official documents containing different sets of dates, and is reportedly presenting the one that gives them more time in the much-coveted seat. The individual is said to be purportedly fighting to remain in office beyond the date those keen on their replacement are working with
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