MP accused of allegedly sponsoring youth during protests worried

AN MP WHO is accused of allegedly sponsoring some youth during Wednesday's protests is a worried man. He reportedly fears that some of the youth arrested from his constituency might spill the beans to investigating agencies about what happened. One of the college students arrested by police is said to have already admitted to being paid Sh1,000 through the lawmaker. The man has already gone mute and has only been tweeting, blaming some leaders from a particular camp for the chaos. Our mole says the man has instructed his handlers to be on the lookout and be feeding him with timely information that might get him out of the hole.

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WHO IS THIS government advisor who has shocked many with his unusual conduct? As if hanging around a ministry's offices purportedly to meet the CS is not enough, word has it that he has officially relocated there. While the man has his designated office elsewhere, it is not clear why he has opted to operate from the said ministry. This has unsettled the senior staff who are now reportedly working in fear, unsure of his true intentions. Has he been planted to monitor something? That’s the burning question on everyone’s mind.

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A GOVERNOR FROM a pastoralist community never ceases to amaze. Every time he is summoned by senators to respond to audit queries, he reportedly shows up wheeling a huge briefcase. Surprisingly, no one knows what is inside because he never opens it, not even during grilling time. Is it financial documents, secret files or just a prop? Making it funnier is that he never lets anyone help him carry. This has now raised questions of what could be delicate that he can't trust anyone else with it.

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A MAN WHO DUPED a city politician by posing as a communication expert recently had a rough day. According to whispers from our little bird, the notorious man apparently pocketed thousands of shillings after convincing the politician he could hire bloggers to help rebuild his public image on the social media. But, instead of delivering, he allegedly squandered the money, switched off his phone, and vanished, leaving the politician with no choice but to find someone else. But, as fate would have it, the two unexpectedly met at a political function. Guess what, the so-called expert was taught a lesson he won’t forget anytime soon.