Used and dumped? Political broker cries foul after Sh5 million deal turns sour

A POLITICAL BROKER from a populous region is a worried man. His godfather reportedly vanished and no longer picks up his calls after they agreed on a high-profile political deal. The broker had allegedly played a key role in bringing a political bigwig from another region into the godfather’s camp before a fall-out occurred. Reports indicate that he was promised Sh5 million but only received Sh300,000. The man has now threatened to spill the beans on how political deals are made.

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A LAWMAKER HAS raised eyebrows following a string of alleged questionable social media posts—some of them wildly far-fetched—about the 2027 polls. While the politico’s excitement is evident in light of a political truce between two heavyweights, his excessive enthusiasm has supposedly sparked concerns about his maturity in political discourse. Recently, he suggested a landslide victory for his camp in the upcoming polls. However, experts flagged the numbers as blatantly aimed at misinforming the public. Critics are asking if the man will realise the cost of his online excitement.

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A POLITICAL HONCHO is growing increasingly frustrated over a job he was allegedly promised months ago that is yet to materialise. The former parliamentarian was recently overheard complaining that he was shortchanged, despite having been asked to submit his credentials. The man claims he was allegedly forced to fly from his rural hometown to deliver the documents in person to a top office in Nairobi. He now suspects he was duped, especially after learning that one of his contemporaries was recently handed a lucrative post.

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THE ANTICIPATED PRESIDENTIAL bid of a major political player has triggered panic among key figures from his backyard. His calculated and strategic delay in unveiling his political vehicle is causing unease and frustration, only to be sidelined. The heavyweight has now hinted that he will soon align himself with a political party many of his allies did not expect. This unexpected twist has sent those hoping to ride on his coattails back to the drawing board.

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