Broke politico allegedly charging Sh50,000 for photo ops at residence

A POLITICAL FIGURE notorious for fiery threats against rivals may be riding a dire financial storm, purportedly forcing the fellow to take unprecedented steps to make cash. The 'acid-tongued' personality allegedly demands Sh50,000 for photo ops at his famed residence. Those who've made the political pilgrimage whisper of being strong-armed into making payments before the photos are handed over. The ordeal has reportedly left once-enthusiastic backers hesitant, now questioning what price tag the nomination certificate for upcoming polls would come with if photos alone are costing an arm and a leg.

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THIS COLUMN LAST month told you about some government officials who are said to be ready to quit office in the wake of reports of pending changes. One of them is alleged to have recently told friends he only has his tag remaining in office and that if he is ordered to move, he will just walk away while whistling. The officials, who are blaming their misfortunes on the recent political development, have vowed not to sacrifice their ideals to fit into the new dispensation. Some are happy that at least they are not leaving office amid an investigation for any scandal.

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RELATIVES OF A member of a powerful commission have been called out for allegedly being a nuisance at the institution by invoking the officer’s name when looking for tenders. Procurement officers are reportedly frustrated by how the bigwig has allowed the relatives to use his name to intimidate them.  A fly on the wall claims the fellow personally vouches for the relatives, who then treat staff with shocking arrogance. While projecting a clean image, insiders allege that the man routinely exploits his office for personal gain.

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A VOCAL POLITICIAN with ambitions for a gubernatorial seat in the upcoming general elections is seriously considering reviving his political party. Reason? The race is already crowded, over two years before 2027. Several hopefuls in the county have thrown their hats into the ring. Word is that what is troubling him most is that one of the hopefuls is rumoured to have close ties with powerful figures. The politician now supposedly fears the nomination process may be manipulated in favour of his rival. In his view, reviving his political vehicle is the surest way to victory by giving him a dedicated platform to outdo the competition.