A STATE OFFICIAL who was recently demoted from the plum position he held, is reportedly distraught. The man is said to be grappling with chronic hangovers and has yet to come to terms with new realities. Corridors understands the state official allegedly took to the bottle to nurse the woes. He had ditched his old friends on his way up. The state is purportedly still on his trail to surrender the state property including two vehicles he was assigned.

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A BUOYANT PRINCIPAL secretary is said to be wrecking homes with his philandering ways. It is understood the senior state officer is reportedly using his vast wealth to pad his loins and does not spare wives of close friends. His wild libido has supposedly put him on tenterhooks after it emerged he allegedly impregnated the wife of a friend that recently gave birth. So sly is the man that many say on face value, they believe his innocent and guileless looks would put even the pontiffs to shame.

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A FORMER MP from Mt Kenya got a rude shock after learning the president has reportedly changed his mind on giving him a senior position in the government despite assurance from powerful figures. The ex-official had high hopes of landing the state job and purportedly went in an overdrive to celebrate with villagers in anticipation of the big news. Many bulls were slaughtered. The disappointed fellow has now supposedly resorted to anti-Ruto campaign promising to teach him a lesson before 2027.

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A SENIOR OFFICIAL in charge of a signature project in government is on the spot after it emerged he is allegedly sabotaging the very same project he is supposed to superintend. The senior government officer who took a low profile from the media after an embarrassing gaffe, is said to be killing the project by micromanaging the staff and demanding to be consulted on every conceivable step. The conduct has caused disquiet among lawmakers and technocrats handling the project with calls for his sacking. Word has it that the official has been reportedly passing as an expert in the field while those who know him say, he steals ideas from his juniors and purports to implement them as the brainchild.

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